Wednesday October 13, 2004
Before the hilarity ensues with this evenings debacle…I mean debate…let me just let you all know something. Every time the Shrub says “You can run, but you can’t hide” I will be commenting on what a frickin’ moron he is and possibly screaming. He might as well be saying “The chickens are wearing nose rings” for all the sense it makes. It would at least make some sense if Kerry said it about Bush, since Bush wimped out during Vietnam, but there is no conceivable reason Bush could justifiably say it about Kerry. It just makes him sound like a preschooler who picked up this “cool phrase” and uses for everything with no understanding of the meaning of the phrase.
I will too. Great minds think alike. Here’s an example dialog I expect to hear:
Kerry: I have a plan. My plan will help out many.
Bush: You can run, but you can’t hide!
Kerry: AAArgh! How is that relevant to anything I said? How can I possibly respond to that?
Bush: heehee You can run, but you can’t hide!